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Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark Erin Whittle

Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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  • Belle Weather by Celia Rivenbark--Audiobook Excerpt

    Listen to Celia Rivenbark read from her book Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits. In this audiobook excerpt, she shares her hilarious take on home remodeling woes. Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view." No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious musings on Southern livin

  • You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark--Audio Excerpt

    Listen to this audiobook excerpt from Celia Rivenbark's hilarious book You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning. From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Celia Rivenbark

In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering...

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The Height of Rudeness

Celia Rivenbark

In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of manners advice Celia Rivenbark will be dishing...

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From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations that will resonate with women, mothers,...

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She Drives Me Crazy

Celia Rivenbark

From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays that will resonate with...

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