Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark
Erin Whittle

Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; Belle Weather; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning. We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house “with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats.” She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.


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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark--Audio Excerpt

Listen to this audiobook excerpt from Celia Rivenbark's hilarious book You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning. From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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Belle Weather by Celia Rivenbark--Audiobook Excerpt

Listen to Celia Rivenbark read from her book Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits. In this audiobook excerpt, she shares her hilarious take on home remodeling woes. Hang on to your hats! We're in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave Barry with a female point of view." No matter what side of the Mason-Dixon line you live on, you will find Celia Rivenbark's hilarious musings on Southern livin

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"Listen to this booke excerpt from the humor book Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits, by Celia Rivenbark. In this hilarious audiobook excerpt, Celia Rivenbark explains how a little thing like choosing granite for your kitchen can just about destroy you. Read more about the Southern humor book Belle Weather at http://us.macmillan.com/belleweather/CeliaRivenbark Learn more about author Celia Rivenbark at http://us.macmillan.com/author/celiarivenbark"

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"Listen to this book excerpt from the humor book Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits, by Celia Rivenbark. In this hilarious audiobook excerpt, Rivenbark talks about renovating her house, and reveals (just about) all her secrets. Read more about the Southern humor book Belle Weather at http://us.macmillan.com/belleweather/CeliaRivenbark Learn more about author Celia Rivenbark at http://us.macmillan.com/author/celiarivenbark"

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Rude Bitches Make Me Tired

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with...


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The Height of Rudeness

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Press

In this short e-original The Height of Rudeness, readers will get 5 essays - one never-before-published and 4 "sneak peeks" at the kind of etiquette advice...


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You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning, comes another collection of hilarious observations...


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She Drives Me Crazy

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Press

From the bestselling, award-winning author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start In The Morning among others, comes three wickedly irreverent essays...


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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll...


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Belle Weather

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

Hang on to your hats! We’re in for some fiercely funny weather and crackling-sharp observations from Celia Rivenbark, of whom USA Today has said, "Think Dave...


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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you’ll...


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Bless Your Heart, Tramp

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff...


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We're Just Like You, Only Prettier

Celia Rivenbark
St. Martin's Griffin

The irresistible bestselling collection of essays about the real truths of Southern life.


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