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Belle Weather

Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

St. Martin's Press, Published: August 2008, ISBN: 978-0-312-36299-7, ISBN-10: 0-312-36299-4,Trim: 5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 288 pages

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Whether she’s doing her taxes or extolling the virtues of Madonna’s mothering skills, Celia Rivenbark will keep you laughing until the very last page.

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Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina. Visit www.celiarivenbark.com.

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Chapter One

"I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change!"

For weeks, we’d told the real estate agent that we were just bat-shit crazy about contemporary homes. Hubby and I drooled over the cheap, sleek Scandinavian crap in the Ikea catalogue. I imagined wearing all-black or all-white outfits and hosting pristine dinner parties where everyone had a white plate with a single perfect olive on it and nothing else.

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Celia Rivenbark reveals (just about) all her secrets in this hilarious passage from Belle Weather.

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Celia Rivenbark explains how a little thing like choosing granite for your kitchen can just about destroy you.

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