Magical Thinking

True Stories

Augusten Burroughs

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From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. Dating an undertaker and much more. A collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal yet unabashedly intimate and very funny.

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When I was seven, I was plucked from my uneventful life deep in darkest Massachusetts and dropped into a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink commercial. It was exactly like being abducted by aliens except without the anal probe. I was a lonely kid with entirely imaginary friends. I played with trees.

Then, one day during penmanship class, a white van pulled up in front of our little gray schoolhouse, and the men from Tang climbed out. My elementary school sat atop a low grassy hill in the center of Shutesbury, a small New England town that was so "small New England town"

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Listen to this audiobook excerpt and hear bestselling author Augusten Burroughs read from his book Magical Thinking: True Stories. From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry--a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven.

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"One of the most compelling and screamingly funny voices of the new century belongs to Augusten Burroughs. . . . Burroughs is blessed with an offbeat perspective and a viciously uncensored wit, a delight to read."--USA Today

"Augusten Burroughs shows why he is the memoirist-of-the-moment with his harrowing and laugh-out-loud new essay collection, Magical Thinking."--Vanity Fair
"Ruthlessly funny . . . deliciously perverse . . . he extracts something funny from every shred of his own warped experience. Magical Thinking indeed."--People(four stars)

"Sports nuts have Dave Barry, Midwesterners have Garrison Keillor, and the rest of us—gay guys, misfits, those with horrific childhoods—have Burroughs.…He hooks you into a story better than anybody."--Entertainment Weekly(A-)

"Every so often a 'writer's writer' pops up and deliciously ambushes readers--writers like David Sedaris, Larry Brown, and Frank McCourt. . . . Augusten Burroughs deserves membership to this inner circle. . . . Magical Thinking is finely-honed and addicting . . . Miraculous."--Rocky Mountain News (Denver)

"Deeply satisfying, full of both gleeful one-liners and shocking instances of profound wisdom . . . There are few writers as outrageously magical or as surprisingly thoughtful as Augusten Burroughs."--The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

"A literary favorite—right up there with humorists David Sedaris and Laurie Notaro . . . Fascinating."--Boston Herald

"Superlatively disturbed . . . A brand-new collection of deliciously lurid true tales…offer[s] an irresistible display of sanity hanging by a thread."--Booklist(starred review)

"Still wild, sad, funny, tender, and frightening . . . It’s all about the journey. Do go along. Just be sure to pack some tissues for the laughing and the crying."--The Seattle Times

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Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors, Dry, and, most recently, Possible Side Effects, which have also been New York Times bestsellers and are published around the world. A film version of Running with Scissors was adapted for the screen by Ryan Murphy. Augusten has been named one of the fifteen funniest people in America by Entertainment Weekly. He lives in New York City and western Massachusetts.

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Magical Thinking
True Stories
Augusten Burroughs

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Book Sense Book of the Year Award - Honor Book, Lambda Literary Award - Nominee

Trade Paperback

Trade Paperback
Picador
October 2005
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780312315955
ISBN10: 0312315953
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 304 pages
$14.00

Abridged Digital Audio

Abridged  Digital Audio
Macmillan Audio
October 2004
Abridged Digital Audio
ISBN: 9781593975760
ISBN10: 1593975767
Audio Run Time: 3:30
$9.99

Unabridged Digital Audio

Unabridged  Digital Audio
Macmillan Audio
October 2004
Unabridged Digital Audio
ISBN: 9781593975777
ISBN10: 1593975775
Audio Run Time: 9:00
$14.99

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St. Martin's Press
October 2004
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429915878
ISBN10: 1429915870
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 288 pages
$9.99
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