John Dies at the End

John Dies at the End (Volume 1)

David Wong

St. Martin's Griffin/Thomas Dunne Books

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NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

STOP.

You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.

NO, don’t put it down. It’s too late.

They’re watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

You may not want to know about the things you’ll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You touched the book. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

 

The important thing is this:

The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. 

John and I never had the chance to say no. 

You still do.

Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we’ll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

            I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

 

None of this is was my fault.

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JOHN DIES AT THE END (Chapter 1)

The Levitating "Jamaican"

They say Los Angeles is like The Wizard of Oz. One minute it's small-town monochrome neighborhoods and then boom--all of a sudden you're in a sprawling Technicolor freak show, dense with midgets.

Unfortunately, this story does not take place in Los Angeles.

The place I was sitting was a small city in the Midwest which will remain undisclosed for reasons that will become obvious later. I was at a restaurant called "They China Food!" which was owned by a couple of brothers from the Czech Republic who, as far as I could

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Praise for John Dies at the End

"John Dies at the End…[is] a case of the author trying to depict actual, soul-sucking lunacy, and succeeding with flying colors." –Fangoria

“David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement.” --Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm IV and Bubba Ho-tep

“David Wong has managed to write that rarest of things---a genuinely scary story.” --David Wellington, author of Monster Island and Vampire Zero

"The rare genre novel that manages to keep its sense of humor strong without ever diminishing the scares." --The Onion AV Club

“Sure to please the Fangoria  set while appealing to a wider audience, the book's smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next.” –Publishers Weekly

"When it’s funny, it's laugh-out-loud funny, yet when the situation calls for chills, it provides them in spades."--Kirkus Reviews

“The book takes every pop culture trend of the past twenty years, peppers it with 14-year-old dick and fart humor, and blends it all together with a huge heaping of splatterpunk gore….  Successfully blend[s] laugh-out-loud humor with legitimate horror.” –i09.com


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Fiction Review: John Dies at the End by David Wong / Author . St. Martin's/Dunne $24.99 (375p) ISBN 978-0-312-55513-9

In this reissue of an Internet phenomenon originally slapped between two covers in 2007 by indie Permutus Press, Wong—Cracked.com editor Jason Pargin's alter ego—adroitly spoofs th
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JOHN DIES AT THE END by David Wong | Kirkus Book Reviews
Read the Kirkus Review of JOHN DIES AT THE END . Two wisecracking slackers attempt to thwart an invasion by supernatural beings.
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About the Author

David Wong

DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite Cracked.com.

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John Dies at the End
David Wong

Trade Paperback

Trade Paperback
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin/Thomas Dunne Books
September 2010
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780312659141
ISBN10: 0312659148
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 480 pages
$15.99

Hardcover

Hardcover
St. Martin's Press
Thomas Dunne Books
September 2009
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780312555139
ISBN10: 031255513X
6 1/8 x 9 1/4 inches, 384 pages
$28.99

Trade Paperback

Trade Paperback
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin/Thomas Dunne Books
December 2012
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9781250035950
ISBN10: 1250035953
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 496 pages
$15.99

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St. Martin's Press
Thomas Dunne Books
September 2009
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429956789
ISBN10: 142995678X
61/8 x 9 1/4 inches, 384 pages
$9.99
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