Too Many Curses

A. Lee Martinez

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The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen heroes and defeated villains, along with a few ordinary folk who were just unfortunate enough to draw Margle’s attention.

It’s Nessy’s duty to tend this castle. It’s a lot of work, but she manages, taking pride in housekeeping talents that keep the castle from collapsing into chaos. But when Margle suddenly dies, everything begins to unravel. Nessy finds herself surrounded by monsters, curses, a door that should never be opened, and one very deadly dark wizardess.

Nessy doesn’t have might or magic on her side; she’s just a kobold: short, furry, and sensible. Her allies aren’t much better: a voice without a body, an angry fruit bat, a monster under her bed, a wizard in a jar (or some of him, anyway), and a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eater. It would be smarter to walk away, but taking care of the castle is Nessy’s job, and that’s just what she intends to do.

If only she could find time to polish the silver while beating back the forces of darkness.

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Margle the Horrendous had a habit of collecting things. There were his books on various subjects of study arcane and lore obscure. His castle was filled with various monsters, or pieces of monsters, for purposes only wizards might fathom. Other chambers were filled with jewels, enchanted knickknacks, gold and other precious things, and all the peculiar odds and ends that ultimately meant little to wizards yet which they insisted on hoarding. He also had a great assortment of enemies who he had gathered over the years. Margle rarely killed his foes.

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Hear author A. Lee Martinez talk about his fantasy novel Too Many Curses, as well as his reputation as a humorous writer. Martinez touches on how he gets his ideas and how he feels about writing a series. Recorded April 27, 2008, at the Nebula Awards in Austin, Texas. Learn more about the book Too Many Curses at http://us.macmillan.com/toomanycurses/AMartinez Read more about author A. Lee Martinez at http://us.macmillan.com/author/aleemartinez

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“Reformed warrior robot Mack Megaton searches for a missing family—and a moral purpose—in a city of exotic mutants. . . . Mack’s smash-and-grab mission acquires some satisfying philosophical heft.”—Entertainment Weekly on The Automatic Detective

“A smart, rocket-fast read with a clever, twisty plot that comes to a satisfying conclusion.”---Publishers Weekly (starred review) on The Automatic Detective

“Fans of Douglas Adams will happily sink their teeth into this combo platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy.”---Publishers Weekly (starred review) on Gil’s All Fright Diner

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A. Lee Martinez

A. Lee Martinez lives in Terrell, Texas. He is the award-winning author of Gil's All Fright Diner, In the Company of Ogres, A Nameless Witch, and The Automatic Detective.

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Too Many Curses
A. Lee Martinez

Trade Paperback

Trade Paperback
Tom Doherty Associates
Tor Books
September 2008
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780765318350
ISBN10: 0765318350
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 320 pages
$15.99

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Tom Doherty Associates
Tor Fantasy
August 2013
Mass Market Paperbound
ISBN: 9780765357953
ISBN10: 076535795X
4 3/16 x 6 3/4 inches, 320 pages
$7.99

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Tom Doherty Associates
Tor Books
September 2008
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429933506
ISBN10: 142993350X
320 pages
$7.99
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