You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark, read by the author

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From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action figure Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter

• And much more!

You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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Listen to this audiobook excerpt from Celia Rivenbark's hilarious book You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning. From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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"Rivenbark’s latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life."
--Book Reporter
 
"...one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!"
--Booking Mama

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Celia Rivenbark, read by the author

CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of Belle Weather, Stop Dressing Six-Year-Old Like A Skank, We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier and Your Heart, Tramp. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning
Celia Rivenbark, read by the author

Unabridged Digital Audio

Unabridged  Digital Audio
Macmillan Audio
September 2009
Unabridged Digital Audio
ISBN: 9781427207814
ISBN10: 142720781X
Audio Run Time: 4:30
$12.99

Hardcover

Hardcover
St. Martin's Press
September 2009
Hardcover
ISBN: 9780312363017
ISBN10: 031236301X
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 256 pages
$24.99

Trade Paperback

Trade Paperback
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
September 2010
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780312363024
ISBN10: 0312363028
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 256 pages
$13.99

e-Book Agency

e-Book Agency
St. Martin's Press
September 2009
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429952019
ISBN10: 1429952016
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 256 pages
$9.98
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