Hello, My Name Is Mommy

The Dysfunctional Girl's Guide to Having, Loving (and Hopefully Not Screwing Up) a Baby

Sheri Lynch

St. Martin's Griffin

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Hilarious and true and inspirational, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow.

Sure, women know pregnancy is no bed of roses, but Lynch taps into her own dysfunctional childhood and fears about becoming a mom to label a much profounder worry many moms-to-be have: that their own pasts were so screwed up that they're doomed to repeat the cycle. Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but Lynch's Misfit Mommies want to do every last thing but that. They feel like frauds and imposters, and Lynch's real-girl's voice will be instantly recognizable to them. Lynch will walk and talk new moms through it all: from lamenting the hot dogs and second-hand smoke they were raised on (and, of course, "you turned out just fine") to the realization that kids are kind of germy and gross (but feeling that way doesn't make one a bad mother) to keeping it together at work with Cheerios in the old nursing bra.

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Hello, My Name is Mommy
1A Good Poke in the EyeIt was a bottomless sleep, the kind of drooling, narcotized slumber known only to shift workers, summering teenagers, and the mothers of small babies. This was a thick, pillow-faced oblivion that claimed me, not so much restful as desperate. I might have remained unconscious in the same position for hours longer, maybe even days, had it not been for the moist thumb that was gingerly peeling back my eyelid. Instinctively I jerked my head away, still lost in a fog of dreamless exhaustion. But the thumb came again, this time poking into my eye as it

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Sheri Lynch

Sheri Lynch lives with her husband, stepson and two children in Charlotte.

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Hello, My Name Is Mommy
The Dysfunctional Girl's Guide to Having, Loving (and Hopefully Not Screwing Up) a Baby
Sheri Lynch

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St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
April 2004
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429906821
ISBN10: 1429906820
224 pages
$7.99

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St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
April 2004
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ISBN: 9780312318321
ISBN10: 0312318324
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 224 pages
$16.99
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