Possible Side Effects

Augusten Burroughs

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From the million-copy bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs’s most provocative collection yet.
This book is approved for consumption by those seeking pleasure, escape, amusement, enlightenment, or general distraction. This book is not approved to treat disorders such as eBay addiction or incessant blind dating.
In studies, some people reported inappropriate, convulsive laughter, a tingling sensation in the limbs, and sudden gasping. Fewer than 1 percent reported narcolepsy.
Doll collectors may experience special sensitivity, as may discourteous drivers, candy-company brand managers, and nicotine-gum users.
This book has been shown to be especially helpful to those with parents, grandparents, life partners, and incontinent dogs. People with dry, cracked skin have responded well to this book, as have people with certain heart conditions.
Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book, until you know what effects it may have on you.
This text is contraindicated in those suffering from certain psychiatric disorders, including---but not limited to---readers afflicted with anhedonia, which is the inability to experience pleasure.
Ask your doctor about Possible Side Effects.

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Chapter One
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The first time I was star-struck, the object of my affection was a glamorous Eastern Airlines stewardess. She had towering blond hair, frosted blue eyelids, and was well into her twenties. I was eight. We were thrown together when my parents put me on a flight by myself to Lawrenceville, Georgia, to visit my wealthy grandparents.
“I call them by their first names, Jack and Carolyn,” I told her with pride. “They’re my father’s parents. And my grandmother wears lots of jewelry, just like you.”
“Aren’t you precious?” the flight attendant

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Listen to bestselling author Augusten Burroughs read from his book Possible Side Effects in this audiobook excerpt. From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Running with Scissors comes Augusten Burroughs's most provocative collection of true stories yet. From nicotine gum addiction to lesbian personal ads to incontinent dogs, Possible Side Effects mines Burroughs's life in a series of uproariously funny essays.

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Augusten Burroughs is:
“One of the most compelling and screamingly funny voices of the new century.”
--USA Today
“Deliciously perverse.”
“Endearingly neurotic...he hooks you into a story better than anybody.”
--Entertainment Weekly
“Outrageously magical...surprisingly thoughtful.”
--The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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About the Author

Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is the author of Running with Scissors, Dry, and Magical Thinking, all of which have been New York Times bestsellers and are published around the world. A film version of Running with Scissors starring Annette Bening and Gwyneth Paltrow was adapted for the screen by Ryan Murphy. Augusten has been named one of the fifteen funniest people in America by Entertainment Weekly. He lives in New York City and western Massachusetts.

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Possible Side Effects
Augusten Burroughs

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St. Martin's Press
April 2007
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781429912464
ISBN10: 1429912464
304 pages

Unabridged Digital Audio

Unabridged  Digital Audio
Macmillan Audio
May 2006
Unabridged Digital Audio
ISBN: 9781593979096
ISBN10: 1593979096
Audio Run Time: 10:00

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Trade Paperback
April 2007
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780312426811
ISBN10: 031242681X
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 304 pages

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