If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

A Parody for Adults

By Marcy Roznick; Illustrated by Miranda Lemming

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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"Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again." --Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two


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By Marcy Roznick; Illustrated by Miranda Lemming

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.

Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit.  She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. This is her first book.

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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?
A Parody for Adults
By Marcy Roznick; Illustrated by Miranda Lemming

Kindle Format 8

Kindle Format 8
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
October 2013
Kindle Format 8
ISBN: 9781466831438
ISBN10: 146683143X
eBook Picture Book - Amazon32 pages, 30-40 color illustrations throughout
$9.99

Unabridged Digital Audio

Unabridged  Digital Audio
Macmillan Audio
October 2011
Unabridged Digital Audio
ISBN: 9781427217660
ISBN10: 1427217661
Audio Run Time: 02
$0.99

Paper Over Board

Paper Over Board
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
October 2011
Paper Over Board
ISBN: 9781250007995
ISBN10: 1250007992
7 x 8 inches, 32 pages, Includes color illustrations throughout
$14.99
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