Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up
If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.
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Before they Go the F**k to Sleep, they need to SHUT THE F**K UP.
"Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again." --Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two
Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won’t shut the fuck up. This is her first book.
Marcy RoznickMiranda Lemming