The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

Dan Indante and Karl Marks

St. Martin's Griffin

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Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

  • How a five-dollar date can get you laid
  • How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
  • Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning 
  • How to trick a woman into thinking you're classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
  • Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
  • How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
  • Why it's possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor's hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
  • And much more

The Complete A**hole's Guide isn't like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that's what you're looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!

We'll take you from the day you're born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we'll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If you're not interested, that's fine. We're sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!

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Dan Indante and Karl Marks

As an attorney, Dan Indante has spent the last 10 years representing talentless writers and entertainers whom he secretly despises. As a human being, he has spent the last 34 years dating heartless, soulless women whom he much more openly despises. Rather than becoming a serial killer, he channeled his rage and bitterness into writing books about the evil inherent in all breast-endowed creatures (except his wife). His parents are bursting with pride that, after spending over $100,000 for his UC Berkeley and Loyola Law School education, they can now boast that their son is the world's foremost a**hole.

Karl Marks is a regular performer in the West Coast comedy circuit, headlining at clubs such as the Improv, Friars Club, and Icehouse. Using the stage as his soapbox, he has successfully offended thousands of hateful women to the raucous applause of drunken men. His material spawns from both time spent at the U. of Southern California, where he double majored in public intoxication and freshman sorority girls, and his many years navigating the thankless, Godforsaken prostitution ring better know as the Los Angeles dating scene. His mother and three sisters should be proud.

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The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks
Dan Indante and Karl Marks

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St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
May 2013
e-Book Agency
ISBN: 9781466843714
ISBN10: 1466843713
288 pages
$9.99

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Trade Paperback
St. Martin's Press
St. Martin's Griffin
May 2003
Trade Paperback
ISBN: 9780312310844
ISBN10: 0312310846
5 1/2 x 8 1/4 inches, 288 pages
$14.95
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