A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a “get-out-of-gym-free” card. Sick of his sister’s vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.
Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date.
Don’t be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!
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NOT ANOTHER WORD
I hate mimes. They're so annoying. Especially the one who's always doing his act in front of city hall. I see him on the way home from school every day. He's
“Lubar’s creativity is still going strong in these thirty-five short stories that present suspenseful, surreal tales…[that] will delight reluctant and ravenous readers alike.” —Booklist on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
“Most readers will find something here to their liking.”—School Library Journal on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
“Pleasingly short, well-crafted pieces…mixes the comic and the creepy, the merely weird with the truly haunting.”—San Francisco Chronicle on Invasion of the Road Weenies