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Cook to Bang

The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid

Spencer Walker

St. Martin's Griffin

Tired of dates that leave you with nothing but a $150 dinner tab, a doggy bag, and blue balls? Enter Cook to Bang, a guide to wining, dining, and sixty-nining for cooks who don’t know their asparagus from their elbows. It offers a history of Cook to Bang seduction throughout the ages, tips for setting the bait, the best menu for each “sexual profile,” methods for creating a sexy-time vibe, and a game plan for how to make your move. Born from the popular Web site, Cook to Bang is an everyman’s guide to cooking your way into your date’s bed.


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  • PICK UP LINES vs COOK TO BANG

    The douche bags drop their douchiest barroom pick up lines. The Cook To Bang Guy schools them using his charm and culinary prowess.

  • Cook to Bang vs. Restaurant Date

    The douches crash and burn at a fancy restaurant. The Cook To Bang guy kills it by cooking to banging.

  • Douche Bags Anonymous

    The Cook To Bang Guy helps the douche bags realize they are in fact douche bags.

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Praise for Cook to Bang

“He teaches you how to tap your inner Julia Child and easily tap that girl’s…” – Houston Chronicle
 
"A bumper-to-bumper culinary seduction guide covering everything from drink pairing to mood music." –Huffington Post
 
"Walker's step-by-step process turns Chef Boyardee into Chef Justgotlaidlastnight." –AOL's Asylum
 
"Don't take Walker's word for it: according to celebrity chef Mario Batali, "There's two ways to make someone happy—both are by putting something in them." –Newsweek
 
"Spencer Walker’s highly manticipated Cook to Bang." –NY Magazine
"Miss Manners it's not, but undoubtedly smart stuff." –Philadelphia City Paper
 
"I would suggest this book to anyone who likes to read, cook, laugh or wants to get closer to a lady friend." – obby D Radio Show
 
“The methodology for the making of true romance can be found in Walker's masterpiece, "Cook to Bang." –Crave Online
 
“Walker is a culinary pioneer." –University of Arizona Daily Wildcat

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ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  • Spencer Walker

  • SPENCER WALKER has been a sous-chef and a private chef, and he has worked for the renowned Los Angeles catering outfit The Kitchen for Exploring Foods. Renee Russo once declared his lamb chops “orgasmic.” He has been a creative executive for Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network and has written television episodes for Warner Bros., Nickelodeon, and Disney.

  • Spencer Walker Lisa Aileen Dragani
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Cook to Bang

The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid

Spencer Walker

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St. Martin's Griffin

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