YOU CAN’T DRINK ALL DAY IF YOU DON’T START IN THE MORNING.1 TB or Not TB: Perfect Attendance Nuts Don’t Care
It doesn’t win me any points with the other mommies, but I tend to loudly yell “Booooooo!” and make lots of exaggerated thumbs-down gestures whenever a kid skips up to the stage to receive a perfect attendance certificate at the end of the school year.
Sure, it’s a little unorthodox—some might even say rude—but I don’t think it’s any ruder than risking everybody else’s health just so you can get
Listen to this audiobook excerpt from Celia Rivenbark's hilarious book You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning. From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.