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The lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client.
This old saying is something of a proverb for the state bar prosecutors in my office, we attorneys who make a living cracking down on our own fallen brethren for their acts of professional misconduct. It has to do with ego, when you're talking about those who defend themselves on their very own, a kind of arrogance you develop from being so close to the problem for such a long time that you no longer realize that you are the goddamned problem. Now, a few of these do-it-yourselfers I run up against are just hardluck broke and have no choice but to go it alone. Another small contingent is of the pragmatic skinflint variety, the guy trying to save a few grand on a trip down the regulatory rapids that he just knows is going to result in a good soaking anyway—and if you think about this for a minute, it makes some sense, especially if, like me, you're the prosecutor sending the poor bastard over the falls headfirst. But the saying best fits the swell-headed fool who simply thinks he knows better than anyone else how to lawyer a case because, hell, he is a lawyer.
I believed I was looking upon just such a fool.
His name was Eugene Podette, and it was Thursday afternoon. February 1994. The city of Los Angeles was still recovering from the big Northridge shaker that had hit in January. As everyone knows by now, earthquakes are a part of life here, something you learn to deal with, or at least tolerate, over time, like the seasons of drought and canyon wildfires, the crime, and the constant influx of new arrivals to California, all of them hungry for a piece of something that may no longer even exist. But this quake had been a bad one even by L.A. standards, flattening freeway overpasses and tossing homes off their foundations like a bored kid swiping at his toys. What with the riots—I mean, the social unrest—of '92 still fresh in the city's collective consciousness, these days folks were not just talking about packing up and getting out, as some invariably do after every major disaster. People were actually leaving.
But bailing never crossed my mind—Southern California is home to me.
On that particular Thursday afternoon I was standing before Judge Herbert Renaldo in state bar court, just finished with my closing argument. Thanking the judge, I stepped away from the wooden podium as my red-faced opponent shuffled in, eyes bulging, probably wondering what he would have to say to convince the judge that the state bar had entirely the wrong picture of him. That he was not, as the bar's young prosecutor alleged, a Bible-thumping law boy who'd bilked his congregation out of close to four hundred thousand bucks in a phony fund-raising scam for the guarantee of a heavenly new church he had no intention of ever building. Eugene Podette glanced behind him to the gallery, where his wife, Trixie, sat alone. Trixie was wrapped in a soft pink sweater, her lip quivering under a pile of permed curls, but she held her chin up like a prizefighter at a weigh-in, showing the judge that her solidarity with Eugene could never be in doubt. Eugene gave Trixie the nod, but he lingered and seemed to study the space behind her, a row of vacant gallery seats. I saw in his sweaty white face a look of longing as he stared into that emptiness, too, the look of an astronaut floating helplessly into deep space when his lifeline has been cut. He was probably wishing he had a string section back there right now, I figured, anything to help him as he made his final plea for leniency in the Matter of the State Bar of California versus Eugene Vern Podette, Respondent. But he was on his own.
With some cases, you just don't know how the judge is going to call it, but this one felt solid. The trial had glided along swimmingly thus far. I'd offered into evidence the forged title documents for the proposed building site, the letter of intent from a make-believe millionaire donor pledging to match dollar for dollar every last greenback raised for the project, and the bank records showing Podette's methodical embezzlement by way of sizable "project expense" withdrawals at carefully timed intervals. Three hundred and ninety grand of the half million raised, all gone. My handwriting expert had nailed all the document issues shut—thank you, no further questions.
And how about the testimony of the Reverend Jimmy Joe Kavner, the good preacher who'd had the guts to finally start asking questions about Eugene's scam? In a word: sweet. My best move, perhaps, for Reverend Jimmy Joe, in his shiny green suit a size too small but plenty big in the lapels, had dusted the short brown bangs off his short, worry-rutted forehead and offered a teary-eyed display that put a human face on Podette's misdeeds. Nobody's fool, Jimmy Joe had queried Eugene about the shrinking bank balance and inexplicable delays in starting the construction. The Lord works in mysterious ways, Eugene told him. "Well, c'mon, he's not that mysterious," Jimmy Joe had retorted. Renaldo clucked appreciatively at that one, and I could've kissed the good reverend for leveling the judge with a stink-eye that said, What, you think this is funny?
I sat down and poured myself an ice water from the beaded pitcher on the table like I was pouring it straight into my veins, enjoying a tingly, self-satisfied little minirush. On the bench, the old judge ran his hand across his mouth to conceal an escaping yawn, but hell, he wasn't going to worry me with an absent gesture or two. Judge Renaldo had gotten the message. Eugene Podette had earned himself a permanent vacation from the practice of law.
The podium stood directly between the two tables for the opposing lawyers, so I had to look straight left to see my adversary. I usually don't give them the satisfaction when they're talking, and Eugene was no exception, but the skin at the base of my neck prickled the way it does when something inside me senses an encroachment. So I risked giving the bastard the satisfaction and turned my head. Podette's meaty lips were parted in hungry anticipation, as if he knew what he was about to say would get a rise out of me. But his cue-ball dome and witless frown reminded me of Curly from the Three Stooges. If this was a stab at intimidation, it had fallen short. Should have got yourself a lawyer, Eugene, I wanted to tell him. You might have had a chance.
Then Eugene Podette straightened his tie a little, cleared his throat, and made his move. "Your Honor," he said in that droopy fashion of his that mirrors his posture, "beggin' your pardon, but I've got a … rather special request." The judge nodded. "As you know, I'm here representing myself. Well, I'm doing my best and all, and it hasn't been easy, to say the very least. Mr. Shepard here, he is a worthy adversary"—a nice hand gesture floated my way—"but, Your Honor, I am a humble man, and I am finding it harder and harder to discuss the case, you know … this whole … terrible misunderstanding, without getting all …" He sniffled like he was holding back the flood.
"Go on," the judge told him more gravely than I would have liked. "Unless you would like to take a break."
A break—from that transparent act? I wanted to say, Christ, Judge, give me a flipping break.
No thanks, Podette told Renaldo, he would boldly shoulder on. "But I do have one request, Your Honor. I would like for my wife to have the honor and privilege of addressing the court, that is, on my behalf." He sighed with deep feeling. I felt like I was locked in a B movie.
"Very well," Judge Renaldo quickly agreed. I didn't like that he had not even asked me if the bar had an objection. Typically, only the lawyer of record may speak, which in this case was Eugene alone. But, I wondered, what was the harm? Renaldo knew he would be giving this guy his walking papers soon enough. Maybe the judge was just humoring him in the meantime. Under the circumstances, this was not so unreasonable. I eased back in my chair and sipped my ice water, for lack of anything better to do, then made a mental note that sometimes I have to remind myself to be a more gracious winner.
Trixie Podette, Eugene's wife, rose and took her husband's place at the podium, but before she began, the courtroom door moaned and cracked open and a tall, slightly disheveled-looking man in a rumpled suit stepped in. The man shared a brief, puzzled glance with me, the way an old, unfriendly acquaintance will look at you with surprise and regret at the same time if your paths should cross by happenstance. Then he took a seat near the door.
"Good afternoon," Judge Renaldo said with some anticipation. "Are you related?" Eugene Podette craned toward the back with what-the-hell befuddlement.
"No, Your Honor," the disheveled man said. "I'm here to …" He stopped as if to rethink what he was saying. "I'm just watching."
"I see," Renaldo said. "The public is always welcome to view our proceedings." He flashed his big, crooked yellow teeth in a big, crooked smile. "Welcome, sir, welcome."
I wanted to laugh, what with the judge acting like a millionaire showing off his private art collection to the little people. Must be the Jurist of the Year Award, I thought, the one Renaldo got last fall from a dubious so-called legal ethics foundation run by a well-known congressional swindler, an outfit that handed out awards to earnest types like Renaldo to help bolster its credibility and had got some unwanted attention last month from the IRS for misusing its nonprofit status. Christ, the Times had had its fun marveling at the irony of that unfolding saga. But that damn award, it must have gone straight to the old judge's head.
I recognized the man in the gallery, and he looked like he'd gone to hell and back since the last time I'd seen him, ten years ago by now. His name was Dale Bleeker. He was a former deputy district attorney, a once brilliant trial lawyer whose courtroom skills had made a huge impression on me at precisely the time when my life lacked any sort of a game plan for the future. Subtly I watched him as he hunched his lanky frame over and eased into a seat in the gallery like a guy who'd slept on a hard floor or maybe a park bench the night before, and it struck me that the man had done more than just influence my decision to follow the path of the Law. No, he hadn't just made me want to be a lawyer. He'd made me want to be a lawyer like him.
Dale Bleeker was a legal role model to me—even though we'd never actually met. I'd been stunned when I heard he had recently been convicted on a one-count misdemeanor for lewd and lascivious conduct, a wienie-wagging incident that had landed him a low-level discipline from the bar with a year of probation. Something had obviously gone wrong in the man's life. I wanted to find out what it was, so last week I'd volunteered with the Probation Unit to be his monitor.
Lawyers on probation with the bar are supposed to get a monitor, another attorney who can help keep them in line for the length of the term. For years, the Probation Unit passed out lots of continuing-legal-education credits to lawyers who volunteered to monitor, and since easy credits are tough to come by, plenty answered the call of duty. The monitoring program worked well, so well that by the early nineties, probation violations had dropped to a historic low. Then some bar gadfly with nothing but time on his hands—and a lawyer at that—criticized the program for being unfair to other lawyers who had to study legal course work to earn their lousy credits, and the bar had to drop its CLE offer. The endless supply of opportunistic legal altruists dried up overnight, and the volunteer monitor program withered and died. When I offered to monitor Dale Bleeker's probation, the probation supervisor said fine, but her eyebrows pricked, and she also wanted to know, rather cynically, what was in it for me. I pricked my eyebrows back at her and said I wanted to make sure the man got through probation okay and left it at that. The super sighed like a punctured inner tube, rolled her eyes back, and said okay, fine, then sent Bleeker an appointment notice for later today in my office. Bleeker was way early, which I didn't like because it signified that he probably had all day. For lawyers on disciplinary probation, having hours to kill isn't much of a positive. It just means there's more time to backslide. I fixed my eyes on the judge again. He must be early, I thought and turned back to the bench.
The case at hand was still to be decided. Trixie Podette made a point of holding her composure together just enough to say, "Good afternoon to you, Your Honor." Then she wept and blew into her hankie and slowly but assuredly invited the judge to wallow in the melodrama of her husband's predicament, confiding in the court, beseeching the good judge to show mercy.
"Your Honor, my Eugene—I mean, Mr. Podette—he is indeed a man with his share of failings." Trixie paused to cast a loving glance toward her chastened mate. "He is a man whose deep love of the Lord is true, I know. Yes, sir, Your Honor, it is a love so profound as to … temporarily blind him to the fact that he just isn't much of a businessman." She tittered at the notion of her bumbling hubby, a false little laugh that rattled the air and died a quick, deserved death. "And that's a fact," she went on. "But that is all there is to this"—looking right at me when she said that. "My husband did not intend to cause any misunderstandings."
Christ, there was that word again. I stared right back at the respondent's unflappable woman, getting a taste now for the thing that had probably made them a pair in the first place. Trixie Podette was putting an accomplished spin on the facts, doing as good a job as her husband could have managed. No, probably better. I felt myself sliding lower in my chair, as if sucked down by the force of my own foolish complacency.
"He just harbored a deep desire to build a special place of worship," Trixie said, "a church like no other for the good folks of the Henefer Church of Christ. Yes, mistakes were certainly made, Your Honor, serious miscalculations that the good Lord himself will surely scrutinize on Judgment Day, we can all rest assured. But my Eugene, he is a fine man, a devoted husband and the father of three fine children, Winnie, Paul, and little Davey."
Trixie paused, gripping the podium like she was expecting an aftershock from the Northridge rumbler. Eugene sniffled at the counsel table opposite me, his shiny head bowed penitently. I checked Renaldo for a response to all this, hoping to see him hiding another yawn. What I saw I did not like.
"Please continue, Mrs. Podette."
Fuck me, the voice in my head said, he's buying it.
Trixie held up a finger, inciting a wordless pause to the proceedings. Then she slid back to the courtroom door and opened it. "Children?" she called into the hallway exactly like Maria Von Trapp does in The Sound of Music.
My heart nearly gave out at the sight of Winnie, Paul, and little Davey Podette, three of the cutest school-age mopheads I'd ever laid eyes on. Renaldo was biting, and hard at that, his eyes misting up and his ruddy nose twitching as the kids draped their adorable little selves all over dear old Dad.
A fool for a client? Yeah, right. I just sat there, grinding my teeth as I pondered the utter uselessness of overused sayings.



Standing stiff-legged in my office window, framed by the downtown L.A. skyline, Dale Bleeker looked nothing like the confident deputy district attorney who had so impressed me ten years ago. His dark suit looked dusty, the jacket a decent fit for his tall frame but badly creased in back and rumpled at the elbows. Somehow, the pinstripes had been robbed of their power, making Bleeker appear more like an overdressed hick or a second-rate mortician than an experienced litigator. He shifted his weight so he could see his reflection better, tightening the knot of his tie, an out-offashion foulard in an electric teal with a grease spot shaped like the Big Island of Hawaii. His black wing tips were standard-issue patent leather but had needed a shine sometime around last summer. He seemed to have dropped some pounds over the years, but his face and cheeks looked veined and swollen. The slicked brown hair of the assured counselor had given way to strands of gray comb-over that kept falling onto his spotted forehead.
Dale Bleeker had been a hot prosecutor the last time I'd seen him, a tiger prowling the courtroom, marking his territory. But that was then. This day, he reminded me more of a big cat I once saw in a cheesy, second-rate circus on a wind-lashed night in Santa Monica. I remembered the night, watching a bare-chested young tamer in tights whip the poor tiger as if it were some kind of fearsome man-eater, the old beast so haggard he could scarcely roll off his stool. My date that evening had been a wispy, animal-loving vegetarian moonchild, and she'd hidden her eyes from the sorry spectacle. Depressing.
I walked over and stood before the glass next to Dale. The view from nine stories up was a good one. The storm front was headed east and the sunlight was hopscotching its way through breezing thunderclouds. Below us, the scene at Eleventh and Hill Street looked almost frozen. Traffic was scant and steam rose from wet, deserted crosswalks. The Mayan Theater, with its ornate multicolored facade, was tucked behind a few old shade trees whose roots tilted the sidewalk out front. A Persian restaurant stood on the corner, its empty tables hiding beneath half-drawn blinds. Get there at noon, you might wait twenty minutes before the guy with the big gut and silver teeth can seat you. But lunch was over and the place resembled a waterless aquarium from where we stood.
Next to the Persian restaurant stood an abandoned old revival hall, its bricks painted a faded, frosty green. High up, a triangular sign hung over the side, a neon cross and fat block lettering speaking a message of hope: PRAYER CHANGES THINGS.
"Prayer changes things, huh?" Dale Bleeker said, reading the sign aloud.
I shrugged. "I'd like to think so." I mean, why not?
He looked away. "Nice closing argument by the little lady, huh."
"Peachy." I caught his smirk in the reflection. "I'd rather not talk about it, if you don't mind."
"Fine." He seemed unsure of himself, and I could almost hear the gears grinding inside his head. "So why am I here?" he said a minute later.
I gestured toward a chair but he stayed at the window. "I told you, I'm your monitor. I'm going to help you get in compliance and stay there until your probation is up."
The rain had gone for now and we both watched the checkers of light. The sparrows were fluttering back to their spot on the gray metal ledge outside my windows. Bleeker rubbed at his beard, which sounded like sandpaper. "Right. You state bar guys are all the same, just looking out for the brethren."
The attitude was tiresome, a cliché, something you had to learn to endure if your business, like mine, was disciplining bad lawyers. "Good thing you called Probation when you did, Mr. Bleeker."
"Yeah, lucky me."
"You're already four weeks late for your intake interview. Apparently you aren't getting the mail the Probation Unit has been—"
"Apparently."
"I looked up your membership-records address. It's a residence. Is there a problem with your mail delivery?"
"Problem is, it's none of your damn business." He turned his back on the view and his eyelids narrowed. I figured he was working up the sack to make for the door. "Look, I've made a decision," he said.
I rested a hand on the back of one of the chairs facing my desk. "Good. Sit down." I wanted him to stay.
Bleeker stayed put by the window. "No offense, but I've decided I don't want a state bar prosecutor as my probation monitor. It was bad enough getting dinged by you guys following the conviction." He shook his head. "But I'm not letting you set me up for another fall. No way." Licking his lips as if his throat was dry.
My objective had been to ease into the past with him so as not to cause him undue embarrassment about his ragged present state of affairs. But this wasn't going according to plan. I had to tell him. "All right, but wait …"
"All I've been doing my whole life is waiting." He sounded defeated when he said it.
"I know you," I said. He stared back, befuddled. "I mean, I knew you. From a while back."
He absently gnawed at a fingernail, then rubbed the side of his neck, which was red and chafed like a bad sunburn. I could hear those gears grinding again. "You do look a little familiar," he said, squinting a little. "Hair used to be longer?"
I nodded. "Let me make it easy for you. Does the name Thelma Ruffo jog your memory?"
He smiled for the first time since I'd seen him perusing the rack of how-not-to-get-shafted-by-your-attorney brochures the bar displays down in reception, a little while before my trial with Renaldo was to resume this afternoon. I hadn't recognized him at all as I'd brushed past his shoulder then, not two hours ago, the old Dale Bleeker still alive and thriving in my memory. It's funny how the better part of a man can outlive the reality of who and what he has become. Still, I wasn't ready to abandon my belief in the man, and standing there, trying to jockey him into a chair in my little government lawyer's office, I figured that this would be the shape of our dichotomy.
"I'll be damned," he said, "juror number four, am I right?" I nodded. "You were the big blond kid, college student." He sized up my upper body. "Still got those guns, that barrel chest. You lift?"
"I surf," I said. I got this way from paddling a board through lines of white water for the last twenty-five years or so. "That is, when I can find the time." It hadn't been easy lately.
Dale Bleeker looked tickled to have made the connection. "You were a tough nut. Gave me zero visual feedback, didn't crack a smile. Youngest foreman I'd seen in a lotta years, too."
"That was what you call leadership by default," I said. "No one else wanted it."
Dale kept grinning. "Hell, I thought I'd lost you before I even rested my case."
He was right. Thelma Ruffo, a dowdy baby-sitter with a big black purse and these round, sad eyes, really had the Aunt Bea aura going for her. She sat there, hands folded, looking like she'd just finished baking a pie from scratch, and I couldn't see it. The woman just didn't look capable of heisting six pieces of fine jewelry from the well-to-do family she'd worked for, and in all honesty, my fellow jurors and I were straining for a way to believe her. The pawnbroker could only say he was reasonably certain it was she, the receipt had another name on it, and her prints weren't on the stones. She denied it all indignantly, invoking God as her witness more than a few times. But Dale Bleeker took his time, his crossexamination so low-key it seemed more like a friendly chat. Thelma Ruffo did the rest. We deliberated for forty minutes, convicting her on every count.
"She almost had me," I said.
"Burned you but good, didn't she? I could see it in your face when the verdict was read."
"You were very good. It was like you understood something no one else did."
He shrugged. "Not really. I knew the evidence. Knew the truth. That can be a powerful weapon."
"It made a difference, the whole experience." I stopped, mulling my next words. "I mean, it made a difference for me. Made me want to be a lawyer."
He'd lost the grin as if a raft of bad memories had come calling for him. "Yeah, well, whatever." Then he read the nameplate on my desk, the one my fiancée, Carmen, had surprised me with when the state bar hired me a few years back: "J. Shepard."
From where he stood he couldn't see the photo of Carmen on my desk, her straight black hair that, when it swishes, reveals a fine layer of rust-colored strands that twinkle in the sun like the strings on a harp. Her eyes in the photo appear to be black, but they are actually a rich cocoa brown that can either pull a man in or turn him away, depending upon her mood, and they are many. The beauty mark above her mouth adds an imperfection to the marvelous symmetry of her face that I can describe only as perfect, and her smile is so natural, it makes you believe she is humble about her physical gifts—which in fact, she is. I keep that shot at an angle only I can see from my chair. You could say I'm hoarding Carmen's smile for myself alone.
I'd offered my probationer a perfunctory handshake downstairs, which he'd rejected. I tried him again.
"My pleasure, Mr. Bleeker."
"Never mind that, call me Dale." We shook. He was apparently through with the bar bashing for now, and he slowly took a seat in that hunched-over way, guiding the creaking frame in for a landing. "Let's get this over with, shall we?"
I went behind my desk, a huge L-shaped cherry job that looks a tad elaborate for a government lawyer's digs. Where to begin? I was still a little jarred by Dale Bleeker's general state of decline—but curious, too. His lewd and lascivious conviction certainly didn't fit the picture I'd preserved in my memory through law school and five years of practice. I wanted to ask him what had happened, but it seemed too soon.
He crossed his legs and waited. I wasn't quite ready yet for a dry discussion of terms and conditions of probation, either, but I found his file and opened it.
Someone rolled a set of knuckles across my office door. Eloise Horton, my manager, poked her head in. "Excuse me," she said, nodding toward Dale Bleeker as if he were the one who needed an excuse for being here. Eloise is not too keen on good manners, and she doesn't mind letting you know they aren't a priority. "J., you didn't turn in your F-due report yet for this month." Ever the bureaucrat, Eloise is passionately in love with all manner and form of state bar reportage.
F-due stands for filings due, which means cases assigned to a trial attorney that have not yet been filed. The idea is the fewer F-dues on your report, the better—that is, if you don't mind filing a lot of cases that aren't yet ready for prosecution, and a few more that will never be. Management also constantly squeezes our investigators to keep their numbers up and backlog down, which means that a lot of half-baked cases get forwarded for filing. If you slow down to prep the cases that need prepping, you'll have cases busting out of your credenza in no time.
I haven't even got a credenza, just a floor-to-ceiling wall of file boxes.
"You know me, boss, I'm the Paul Masson of F-dues—I'll file no case before its time," I said in an attempt at levity, which Eloise deflected with a glacial stare.
Eyeing Dale, she leaned against the door frame and sighed. "Do it now, if you don't mind, J."
Eloise is about my height, a few inches over six feet. She wears her hair in a short Afro and always wears these flats that look like slippers because she's got legs like a gazelle's and I suppose she doesn't want to look any taller. I've heard some bar people say she was once a track star, a sprinter. Apparently she won a medal once in an international meet and caused a big controversy by slouching her way through the national anthem, her right hand balled into a fist over her heart. She later claimed she wasn't making any kind of black power statement, her feet were just tired. Sure, whatever. That sounded about right for the Eloise I knew. A complex, headstrong pain in the ass.
I found my half-finished report. "Is handwriting okay?" I asked Eloise.
"Not a problem." She looked at her watch. "Reggie's meeting with the board of governors tomorrow morning. He'll need our unit's numbers."
"Right," I said, scribbling the names of a half dozen case files I'd not yet even opened. Describing their status took only three words: reviewing for filing.
Eloise was talking about our chief trial counsel, Reginald Hewitt, the only other African-American manager in the bar's discipline operation and the man who'd brought Eloise in as an assistant chief, sans job interview. They were reputedly close, had to be for her to get hired the way she did, but then, I'd never seen them get together for anything but management meetings. A lot of my colleagues don't think much of Eloise, because she had little trial experience when the chief hired her, yet here she was managing a unit of trial lawyers. I didn't much care; she'd watched me do a few trials, decided I knew what I was doing, and had the good sense to leave me alone. Except, that is, for the constant numbers game she forced on me weekly.
But in fairness to management, I know what the numbers are intended for. They keep us in business.
The State Bar of California is a strange political being, a pseudo— state agency that's actually a private organization financed solely by the mandatory dues it charges the lawyers of this state for the privilege of practicing law. Although the bar is essentially in the consumer-protection business, it taps not a single taxpayer dollar. Yet, because the bar was created by the state in its constitution, its yearly dues rate and overall operations budget must be approved by the state legislature and signed into law by the governor. This means that any politician in Sacramento who is less than enthralled with the concept of regulating the legal profession can stand in the way of the dues budget, disparage the bar for sloth and wastefulness, howl for reform, even call for its abolition. This he can do every time that bill comes around again for a vote. Most politicians are lawyers, so you can imagine how popular bar bashing is with the capitol crew—it has become something of a blood sport. The numbers we crank out are to show both our supporters and our detractors that we're winning the game.
I finished up my report. Dale Bleeker shifted in his chair as if he could feel the bad vibe between my boss and me and wanted to shake it off. I handed the F-due to her and waited.
"You're still behind," Eloise said, "but a good month will cure that."
She looked at me as if that were my call to kiss some managerial ass, but I knew that was not going to happen, the way I knew the sun would be setting tonight and rising again tomorrow. She was out of line to be talking productivity with me in mixed company.
"You know I've got complex cases," I said, which was true. Most of my caseload involved white-collar fraud, major misappropriations, forgery, and embezzlement. Lots of tricky paper trails to uncover. These cases take a bit longer to prepare than your common one-count failure-to-perform case, where some poor boob misread his calendar and filed suit after the statute of limitations had expired. But when it comes to F-due reports, a case is a case. This makes no sense, yet around here the management is not exactly clamoring for my opinion on how to produce more meaningful statistics.
"Just make an effort," she said, her lips tight.
I was tired of her pissy mood. "I'm in a meeting," I said. "I will have to speak with you later."
Her high forehead wrinkled the way it does when she gets peeved, which is frequent when she's around me. "Looking forward to it already." Eloise turned and walked out, perusing my report with a tiny shake of her head.
"My," Dale Bleeker said, cracking a smile. "Lotta love floating around this place."
"Who was it that said bosses are like diapers?"
"Full of shit and always on your ass? I don't know. A very wise person."
"Amen." His teeth were discolored but straight. Despite his broken-down appearance, I rather liked Dale Bleeker's company.
The sun was making a move on the clouds outside my window, and the room brightened. At the moment I was glad I'd taken a chance and volunteered to be Bleeker's probation monitor. He'd obviously been through hard times of late, fired from his job because of his conviction, professionally humiliated and forced to start over. His other problems I could only guess at, but the man had been an example of good lawyering to me once, exploding my own studied indifference to matters of serious long-term employment. Dale Bleeker had inspired me at just the right time, and it had always seemed a most unexpected gift in my life. I was still hoping to somehow return the favor.
"How about yourself, you working right now?" I asked.
He got a funny look in his eyes, the kind of look a witness gets when you catch him in a lie. "Well, yeah. I am."
"So, what are you doing?"
He drew a tired breath and stared at the loose papers on my desk. "Good question," he said. "I've had the job three weeks now." Then he stood, straightened his back like he was testing a rusty hinge that needed oiling, went back to the window and resumed his gaze at the streets below. "Thing is, I still don't know when the work part gets under way. I keep waiting for a phone call but nothing's happened, haven't heard a word since I got hired. Got my first paycheck, though. Last week."
I didn't get it. Here was a disgraced criminal prosecutor with no real job prospects—except, perhaps, a shot at starting a solo criminal-defense practice, which took time, patience, and a little capital to establish. But Dale Bleeker hadn't started his own office; apparently he didn't even have enough change in his pocket to get his shoes shined. You could almost smell the desperation on his clothes.
"How's the pay?" I asked.
"Pretty good." He blushed. "Actually, darned good."
"What are we talking about?"
"Sixty-five hundred a month."
"Nice. And you haven't done a thing?"
"Like I said, I'm still waiting." But Dale seemed more concerned now. "Funny, isn't it?"
"You haven't met a single client yet?"
"Nope."
"Haven't actually been to court, or filed anything?"
"No, I haven't."
This was starting to sound familiar, and I didn't like it. "Maybe I'm wrong, but I think they might be using your license, Mr. Bleeker."
His face seemed to tighten, as if he was taking on a new level of pain. "Oh, that's just great. And please, you can call me Dale."
"If they are, it's illegal, for them and for you. They could wreck your career in a hurry."
"You mean what's left of it."
I was glad my windows didn't open to a balcony, because Dale Bleeker probably would've been tuning up for a swan dive by now. A bank of rain clouds momentarily blocked the sun, their shadows riding up the downtown high-rises like a rolling blackout.
"Shoulda known," he said. "Never been out of work before … I mean, not until lately. It just felt … felt so good to get employed. Damn! What was I even … Ah, damn it to hell!"
Damn right he should have known. Dale Bleeker had been a prosecutor for over twenty years. Hadn't he ever heard of the unauthorized practice of law? It is a crime. Or maybe he knew what kind of job he was taking and just didn't care anymore. Maybe he was jerking my chain just now. I thought of Trixie Podette doing her Sound of Music routine on Judge Renaldo a little while ago. Careful, I told myself. Don't let this thing get out of hand.
His hazel eyes searched my face for a reaction. "So, what do we do now?"
"We may have to get you unemployed. Fast."
"What if it's too late already? They could have used my name on a hundred cases by now."
I didn't have an answer for that. "We'll go out there, see how deeply you're …" That didn't sound so good, so I started over. "We'll check it out."
Dale stared at his feet. "Yeah, sure. When?"
I checked my wristwatch: almost 3 P.M. "We go now, we'll beat the rush hour."
He stood very still before the glass. "Hell of a streak I'm on right now. Sometimes I wonder, what is it going to take?"
We watched the sparrows hop and flutter in a window-ledge puddle, Dale silent, probably mulling his regrets. Shadows ghosted across the sluggish street scene on Hill Street. I was mulling a few things myself, hoping I'd done the right thing by taking on the problems of Dale Bleeker, hoping a plan of action would begin to take shape—posthaste. Hoping the preacher who commissioned the PRAYER CHANGES THINGS sign knew what he was talking about, if it came to that.
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