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St. Martin's Griffin
St. Martin's Press
ISBN: 9780312274337144 Pages
From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.
Here are some sample suggestions:
Things to Do During a Job Interview
--Answer all questions in interpretive dance
--If they ask...
"So Where Are you From?"
"I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard."
Fun Things to Do in a Mall
--At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women.
--Offer to pay for things in
a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"
From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.
Do Unto Others
Decidedly Demented Things to Do in a Mall
"Welcome to Circuit City, where service is state of the art."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
A trip to the mall can be an unbearable experience. Long...