You show up at school one day and notice nearly everyone is suddenly wearing the same hairstyle… so you decide to:
Throw a hat on and hope no one calls you on it before you can rush out and get your hair done the same way.		Are you kidding? You were one of the first to have that style.		You don’t usually pay attention to those kinds of things.		It doesn’t matter to you because you think they all look like idiots.

..............

There's been a wave of freakish attacks on people in your town. Every time you hear about a new one, you...
Feel bad for the victim, but want to know all the gory details!		Lick your lips and hope no one noticed the blood stains on your teeth!

This boy has a crush on you and you think he's kind of cute, but he's kind of a dork.... so you?
Pretend not to notice him and hope he leaves you alone because it's embarrasing to be seen with him.		If he's cute and nice, what do I care what other people think about him?		Tell that loser right to his face to get lost.		I'd want to get to know him better and decide for myself.

You have a crush on this drop dead gorgeous boy but he doesn't like you. You just can't live without him, so what do you do?
Sacrifice yourself and become somebody you think he will like.		Forget about him... he must not have a pulse if he doesn't like me.		You can't help the way you feel... you just hope he changes his mind before you're both dead.		If he doesn't have a crush on me, I crush his bones until he does!

One day, you are suddenly the new target of all the popular kids in school and they’re out for blood…so you:
Try to stay alive by getting on their good side.		Ignore them. They’re mindless anyway.		Get them to attack someone else and gladly join in the carnage!		Plot revenge and make sure they never see the light of day again.

You're with a group of kids and you're all watching this really gory horror movie. Everyone else seems to enjoy it. You...
Cover your eys during the scary or gory bits.		Get up and walk away so you won't waste another minute on it.		Drink it up.		Are a little grossed out but end up enjoying it.

You overhear your friends trashing on the band you’ve been obsessed with for the last year… when they ask you for your opinion:
You bite your lip and pretend not to have an opinion.		Lie and repeat all the negative things they said.		Tell them you like the band… everyone can have their own taste.		Tell them they are just jealous because you didn't invite them to the concert.

This kid you barely know comes up and warns you that the entire school is over run by zombies. Your reaction is...
Zombies? PLEASE, those are just stupid stories.		Bring it on... I can be the next Buffy!		Lead him down a dark and deserted hall. You have to protect your secret!

Not quite
a Zombie Blonde,

but deep down
you desperately wish
you were…

making you
a perfect recruit.

You’re a
blood thirsty
Zombie Blonde
with a
hunger for killing!

You're safely
among the living.

Zombie Blondes
have no interest
in you...

except for
your blood!

A Zombie Blonde?

No way!

You bash
zombie brains in
for breakfast!

ZOMBIE BLONDES by Brian James cover image

Are you a
ZOMBIE BLONDE?

*Disclaimer: One need not be blonde to be a Zombie Blonde…
it’s a minor detail that can easily be taken care of.

The most popular girl in school approaches you during lunch and asks if the seat next to yours is free. What do you do?
Tell her to get lost. You can’t stand that stuck up snob.		It would never happen because we’re like already best friends.		Let her sit down and hang on every word she says.		It’s a free country, she can sit wherever she wants… what’s the big deal?

There’s a new girl in one of your classes who seems a little odd and you overhear some other kids ragging on her, so you…
Feel sorry for the new girl, but don’t really want to get involved.		Think that she deserves it for looking like such a freak.		Stick up for the new girl.		Laugh at the jokes but secretly think it’s sort of mean to do so.

Out of the blue, your best friend tells you that your whole style is lame and you need a major makeover. What do you do?
Listen to her suggestions because my best friend is only trying to help me.		Go with her to buy peroxide for your hair ... and quick.		A real friend would never do that, because a real friend doesn’t care how I look.		Point out that her cheerleading uniform is a little tight these days.