St. Martin's Griffin
JUST WHO DO YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET HEALTH CARE AROUND HERE?
In this book, you, the reader, get to be the main character in an exciting tale of blackmail and corporate espionage. You’re an alcoholic temp with a dream of one day being a celebrated novelist. Unfortunately, you drink too much. When you wake up from a blackout, you discover you’ve been framed for murder. Someone wants you to take a permanent job, and he’s ready to blackmail you into doing it. What will you do? Will you turn yourself over to the cops and write a memoir about being wrongly imprisoned? Will you go perm and enjoy the benefits of health care? Or will you escape into the sewers and live with the Mole People? The choice is yours!
If you want to just surrender and go to jail, turn to page 6.
If you want to hide by blending in with a group of 9/11 conspiracy theorists, turn to page 160.
If you’d like to let Haviland Payne, CEO of SkoolKidz Uniformz, have her way with you, turn to page 73.
If you want to see how the whole situation gets resolved on page 181, turn to page 181.
Wake Up, Temporary
You wake up naked, in a strange room, next to a strange girl. You have no idea where you are and no memory of how you got there. The only thing you recognize is the top of the Chrysler Building out the window. You’re still in New York City. At least you didn’t cross state lines like you did on your last bender.
Your cell phone is ringing. You find your pants on the floor by the bed and you fish the phone out of the pocket.
"Why, you little shit! Get your ass to work right now or I’ll find you wherever you are and rip