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There was nothing to it. I swung and hit him and he dropped. A girl came flying forward and pushed me: What’d you do that for? The lad was lying there and I was standing over him and there were people all around me making noise. By the time I got away from the tussle, two Land Rovers had pulled up. A jaded-looking peeler with a receding hairline came towards me.
Is that blood? he said, pointing to a stain on my shirt that could’ve been anything. He took my name and number and told me he would be in touch.
I held my hands up and said that was no problem.
The lad came at me, I said. I didn’t know what to do.
At the top of the street, the lad was put on a stretcher, and the stretcher was heaved into the back of an ambulance.
I think it’s best you make your way home, the peeler said.
I decided he was a good peeler, a helpful peeler. We’ll be in touch, he said, and I thanked him.
Thanks very much, I said.
* * *
Back at the flat, Ryan had his phone in his face and was pacing up and down the living room, looking for a party. But it was five o’clock in the morning and the birds were out. He pulled the blinds closed as if that would help and nearly took the window with him. The brightness. I grabbed the purple throw my ma had given us as a moving in present and pulled it over my head. I lay with my head on the pillow and stared through the space between the empty bottles. Ryan checked the fridge, the cupboard next to the fridge. He lifted a can from the counter and gave it a shake.
I give up, I said.
Give up? You haven’t done fuck all.
I’m going to bed.
Fuck sake, Sean. Don’t be leaving me hanging here.
I’m not leaving you anywhere, I’m in the next room.
Bounce into my bed sure. We’ll watch a film.
We need to stop doing this.
Doing what? Come on.
The window above the bed was open and the breeze wafted through cold. I stripped down to my boxers and climbed under the covers but stayed on the outside so I could creep into my own bed as soon as Ryan passed out. The wall was black with mould and it made the room smell damp. There were clothes all over the place, takeaway cartons. Cups and glasses and empty cans. Ryan smoked too much weed, that’s what it was. It made him lazy. It made him not give a ballicks. I said to him, You smoke too much of that shit, and took the spliff off him. He didn’t care. He was sinking into it nicely, and he had his favourite film on: The Shawshank Redemption. He made me watch it every time we ended up like this. It gave him hope.
Watch this, he said.
It was that scene he loved, the one where Andy Dufresne arrives at the penitentiary and all the inmates are going mad, screaming at him. Calling him and the rest of the newcomers fresh fish.
I didn’t think much of Andy the first time I laid eyes on him …
That was Ryan’s favourite line, he thought it was brilliant. I did too. Never judge a book by its cover, that’s what that means. Never judge anybody, because you never know.
* * *
The next morning, or later that morning, whatever way you want to put it, somebody was at the door. I rolled on to my side and tried to go back to sleep, but Ryan was up, he was shaking me, and he was like, That doesn’t sound good. I sat up on the edge of the bed, it was better to do these things in stages, and watched Ryan lean with his ear against the door.
Sounds like there’s a few of them, he said.
Men?
Aye. Men.
I looked out the window and saw a car parked up out the front of the block. The driver’s side door was open. I heard a radio. Not the kind that played music, the other one.
It’s not the peelers, Ryan said.
How do you know?
Because they would’ve shouted. They always shout.
The knocking stopped. Footsteps echoed out the hall and were gone.
* * *
The living room was a state. There were feg butts everywhere, spilled drink. Some dirty bastard had been flicking ash into bottle caps and the bottle caps had fallen on the floor. I brushed and mopped and got rid of the empties, then I sat for a minute and looked out the window. We had a good view, the flat was on the fourth floor so we could see right over the rooftops to Casement Park. And the mountain, you can’t miss the mountain. It’s everywhere you go, every street and road in West Belfast, you can’t get away from it. Whoever’s writing those messages up there knows fine rightly as well, they couldn’t have picked a better spot. Today it was a massive tricolour, and underneath it they had written the words:
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Who do you think it was? Ryan said.
Dunno. Dissidents?
Why would dissidents be calling here?
I thought you meant the mountain.
Ryan looked out the window. That’s not dissidents, ya rocket.
Who is it then?
Fuck knows. Could be anyone, he said, then he clapped his hands.
It’s the Illuminati. The Illuminati have infiltrated the Ra.
He opened the fridge and stared at the empty shelves. The acne on his back was getting worse. The pimples had gone purple and bubbled under the skin. Six months in the gym will do that, and the steroids he made me inject into his arsecheek every other day. You could see it in his face, the puffiness. The jacked-up redness around his neck and shoulders.
We need food, he said.
Have you cash?
Do I fuck. Spunked everything last night.
Me too.
I boiled the kettle and brought it with me into the bathroom, filled the sink with hot water and topped it up with cold. The boiler was broke. There was no heat in the radiators, no hot water, and it wasn’t like we could phone the landlord and ask him to sort it out; he went bankrupt and did a runner to Spain, leaving a load of properties to be repossessed. That’s why we didn’t answer the door that morning – it could’ve been someone looking to turf us out.
I started on my hair, giving it a good go with shampoo. I used a cup to rinse the suds and got to splashing my balls and torso. Then I sat on the edge of the bath and looked at my hand. The knuckles weren’t swollen and my fingers were all intact. I made a fist and stared at it, then at my arm right up to the shoulder where the thin lines of my tribal tattoo were so black they looked blue.
I need to get out of this, I thought.
I didn’t know what this was.
* * *
The quickest way to get to work was by train. There was a station at the top of the road. I sat on a bench in the middle of the platform and counted how much cash I had: nine quid to do me until the end of next week, and it was only Saturday. The train pulled up. I got on, but instead of taking a seat, I hid in the toilet from the ticket man then spoofed the cheapest fare when I got to the barrier in Central Station. El Divino was across the road. It was one of those places that used to be hard to get into. Now it was all students. That’s how you know a nightclub is going downhill. It starts doing promotions five nights a week. The more exclusive clientele moves on somewhere else, the club starts tanking money, and within a few months, the shutters come down for good. We’d all be out of a job. We knew this, but we kept working there anyway; there was nowhere else that would take us.
There was a delivery waiting for me round the side of the building: five pallets. I lifted the Stanley blade that had been left on the windowsill and got to work cutting the plastic wrap and wheeling the crates one after another into the stockroom. Then I went up to the club, wrote everything I needed in my notebook, went back to the stockroom, and loaded the spirits and mixers into the hoist. It took three runs to empty the hoist and half an hour to stock the bar, which I stretched to forty-five minutes. I had arranged the bottles neatly, labels facing outwards, when a group of PR lads stepped out from behind the stage. They wore black body warmers with the club’s logo stitched on the back, and they thought they were great strolling about the place in their beige chinos and Ralph Lauren T-shirts. One of them pressed the button for the smoke machine and smoke billowed across the dance floor. Our manager was with them. His name was Dee. He was young, only a few years older than me, and there was talk that his da, a millionaire property developer from Holywood, Co. Down, had given him the nightclub for his birthday. He had never worked a bar in his life. He hadn’t a clue about anything, but he carried on like this was his show, he called the shots, even though we were the ones keeping the place going. He leaned with his elbow on the bar and watched as I filled the sink with hot water and cleaned the speed pours.
What do you reckon? he said to me, nodding at the ground.
I leaned over the counter to see what he was on about: there was a wee black pug sitting at his feet.
Isn’t he class?
Aye, brilliant.
He took a picture on his phone, showed me the picture, and then looked at me like I should be doing something. I got down on my knees and worked my way along the bar, cleaning out the shelves under the counter. There was a lot of dust down there and the bottoms of the bottles had got all gunky. I got the brush and scoop and cleared the bottle caps, and when I turned to get started on the fridges, the music stopped. I could hear the PR lads playing with the wee dog and the wee dog running across the floor.
Here, grab us a plastic bag there, Dee said.
I pulled one from the pile that was squeezed between the wall and the dishwasher and tried to give it to him, but he backed off with his hands held up and shook his head from side to side.
Sort it out for me, will you? he said.
Sort what out?
The shit. The wee bastard’s only after taking a shit.
He patted the dog on the side and the wee dog fell over.
Seriously. Look.
I could see it, the little mound of coffee-coloured crap piled like stones in the middle of the dance floor.
I’m not cleaning that up, I said.
Are you not?
No chance, it’s your dog.
Right, well. Get the fuck out of this club.
I stared. You serious?
I’m not joking, get your coat. You’re sacked.
Fuck sake, Dee. Don’t be at it.
Don’t be at what? I told you to clean the shit, so clean the fucking shit.
The PR lads had their T-shirts pulled up over their noses. I could tell by their eyes that they were laughing.
Hurry up, it’s starting to smell.
I pulled the bag over my hand the way I had seen people do and scooped the shit up quickly, without looking at it, and was surprised by how warm it was, and heavy. Dee lifted the dog up into his arms as if to protect it from the sorry sight of me walking all the way downstairs and out the back of the club, with the bag held like a dirty sock, where I threw it without thinking as far as I could into the river. The bag popped up further downstream, towards the bridge. Starlings made shapes in the sky.
I looked at my phone. I still had half an hour to go.
* * *
I was supposed to work again that night, at ten. The only way I could think to fill the time between now and then was to find a table in the corner of the cordoned-off area outside Kelly’s Cellars and sit for as long as I could over a pint of Guinness I could just about afford. There was a group of tourists sitting at the table across from me. Americans, by the looks of it. They were having a great time watching the long-haired lads playing fiddly-dee music out the front of the bar, but no matter how much they tapped their feet and muttered along to the words of every tune they thought they knew, their hearts weren’t in it. They slung their bags over their shoulders and headed towards Castle Street, leaving a tableful of half-empty pints sweltering in the heat.
I rang Ryan. I told him where I was and what I was thinking and he said, Give me fifteen minutes. In the meantime, I slipped over to the table where the tourists had been sitting, poured the beer they had left into two empty pint glasses, and settled in. The sun wasn’t as powerfully hot as it had been, the breeze tested the backs of the scantily dressed, but it was a decent night, people were in good form. I didn’t watch them so much as try to catch them out. It’s always the way, any time I’m on my own in a crowd like this, I think everybody’s looking at me. That’s where the nervousness comes from: not knowing what to do with myself, not knowing how to act. I need somebody to bounce off, otherwise I have to get on like I do this all the time. That’s why I cracked up at Ryan for taking so long.
Where were you? You said fifteen minutes.
I’m here now, aren’t I?
He was wearing denim shorts with aviator sunglasses and looked like the kind of holiday rep who would shake your hand and call you a legend while trying to ride your girlfriend. He swiped a Guinness from the table next to ours and took the seat facing me.
What’s this I hear about you picking up dog shite? he said.
Who told you?
Nobody told me nothing, I just heard.
He was mates with those PR lads, he’d had them back to the flat a few times, and I knew that one of them, the one Ryan was closest to, was called Simon.
Was it him? I said, and Ryan laughed.
Simon’s a good lad, he sorts the boys out.
He did, to be fair, and always with words in the ears of bouncers who had kicked us out. Not that we had been kicked out of a lot of places, but we had got into enough scrapes around town for us to have cultivated a bit of a reputation. The fact that we both worked for the same nightclub didn’t help. Bar staff talked. Floor staff too. Bouncers even, but most of all managers. Managers gossiped like aul dolls at their front doors, they were all mates with each other, and that didn’t bode well for anybody falling out of favour. The amount of people we knew who had been sacked from one place only to find there was no work anywhere else in town. Hardly anybody had a contract. The few people that did were the type to do whatever they had to do to keep themselves sweet, which was why I wanted to know who had opened their mouth: I wanted to make sure they kept it shut.
Ryan’s eyebrows appeared from behind his sunglasses.
You hear anything about your man?
What man?
The man, the fella you hit.
He wasn’t a man. He was our age.
We’re twenty-two, Sean. We’re men.
Right enough, we were. But I couldn’t work out why the word still felt wrong.
What’re we gonna do? Ryan said.
Dunno, what do you wanna do?
We looked around. It had been a while since anybody had got up and left, and even longer since somebody had gone without necking their drink. And it was getting late. The shops were closing soon, and although we knew that the sensible thing to do would be to pack it in and head back to the other side of the town, to work, it seemed an awful shame to waste what was left of the good weather putting in a shift on a Saturday night, especially when the night before had ended the way it had, with no gear, no party, and the two of us in bed with each other rather than somebody else. We needed this, and the only way we could think to get to where we wanted to go was to follow the direction the ball was rolling, towards Ryan’s granny’s house, in Divis, where Ryan tapped her eighty quid he promised to pay back next week. His granny chucked the notes across the kitchen table.
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