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If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

A Parody for Adults

By Marcy Roznick; Illustrated by Miranda Lemming; Read by Bobcat Goldthwait

Macmillan Audio

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10/25/2011

ISBN: 9781427217660

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Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

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“Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again.” —Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two

About the author

By Marcy Roznick; Illustrated by Miranda Lemming; Read by Bobcat Goldthwait

Marcy Roznick and her husband live in New Jersey with their two sons, who they love even when they won't shut the fuck up. This is her first book.
Miranda Lemming was born in Amarillo, Texas and received her schooling through The Cartooning Institute of Detroit. She has had an illustrious career in bumper sticker and t-shirt design. If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is her first book.

Marcy Roznick

Marcy Roznick

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