Saturday, June 13
4:00 P.M.
Royal Genovian Gardens
High Tea
<NishiGirl
Hi, Olivia! Is everything OK? I know it must be super stressful getting ready for your sister’s wedding, but I’m coming there this week (!!!) and you haven’t texted me back about how many bathing suits I should bring.
My mom says 5 is too many. But I don’t want to be unstylish in Genovia, especially around all those royals and celebrities.
I really hope you aren’t mad at me or anything and that’s why you haven’t written back. Did I do something wrong? OK, well, write back soon (if you aren’t mad)!!! ☺ ☺ ☺ Nishi
Oh no. My best friend, Nishi, thinks we’re in a fight or something.
But that’s not why I haven’t texted her in so long. I’ve just been really super busy. It’s no joke, training to be a princess. I’ve barely had time to write in this notebook, let alone text!
Of course, it hasn’t exactly been horrible, either. Not to sound like I’m bragging or anything, but things have been going really SUPER GREAT.
And it’s not just because I:
1. Get to live in a castle that has its own throne room and ballroom and private library filled with about fifty thousand books (not exaggerating).
2. Have a completely brand-new wardrobe and my own room with orange trees outside my windows and a private bathroom and a walk-in closet with a couch inside it where I can sit while my personal style consultant, Francesca, figures out what I’m going to wear (only on the days when I have state functions, though. Francesca says it’s important not to wear the same thing twice in a row, or it “disappoints the populace”).
3. Get to live in Genovia, which is a tiny country between Italy and France along the Mediterranean Sea, which has white sand beaches and really nice weather year-round.
No! Although that stuff really is pretty awesome. The reason things are going so great is because I finally get to live with people who actually care about me.
Now, when I come down to breakfast in the morning, my dad and Grandmère and my sister, Mia, and her fiancé, Michael, ask how I slept, and what I’d like to eat, and what I’m going to do today, and things like that.
My aunt and uncle and cousins back in New Jersey never once asked me any of that stuff. They never cared whether I wanted cereal or French toast or waffles or pancakes or asked me how I liked my eggs. They never even gave me a choice! All we ever got for breakfast back at my old house was oatmeal. Not because they were poor or anything, but because oatmeal is low in fat and high in fiber.
“Oats are nature’s broom.” That’s what my aunt always used to say.
“Oats?” Grandmère said when I told her this. “Oats are for horses!”
Ha! I know this is true because as part of my princess lessons, I’m learning how to horseback ride. Dad even got me my very own pony (I was never allowed to have pets at my old house because my aunt didn’t want the carpets getting dirty, but now I have a poodle puppy, Snowball, and a pony).
The pony’s name is Lady Christabel de Champaigne, but I call her Chrissy for short. Chrissy is tan all over, except for her mane and tail, which are gold colored. When I’m grooming Chrissy—I love to brush her—she makes happy puffing noises with her mouth.
I’m not saying that everything is perfect, of course. Nothing is perfect, not even being a princess and having people love you and living in a palace on the Mediterranean with orange trees outside your bedroom window.
Like right now, for instance, Grandmère and Mia are having another one of their fights. (Sorry, I mean disagreements. Grandmère says royals never fight. They have “disagreements.”)
This disagreement is about Mia’s royal wedding, which is exactly one week away.
“No, Grandmère,” Mia is saying. “I told you before. No purple.”
“But purple is the color of royalty, Amelia. And it’s a royal wedding.”
“It’s a summer wedding in a palace next to the beach. Purple is too dark. Besides, the dresses have already been delivered, and they’re cream colored, just like I asked. We can’t change them now.”
“Can’t we, Amelia?” Grandmère asked. “There’s such a thing as dye, you know.”
“Grandmère,” Mia said. “My bridesmaids’ gowns are cream colored. And that is final.”
Oh! Mia looks mad. But then, so does Grandmère.
There’ve been a lot of disagreements like this, especially since the wedding is going to be on television and shown worldwide. Five hundred people, including some of the world’s most well-known celebrities and royals, have been invited. There’s barely room for all the wedding gifts that have already arrived and are on display in the Great Hall.
There are some pretty cool gifts:
• A solid-gold decorated ostrich egg from Australia
• A two-hundred-piece tea set from China
• Silver plates from the people of Austria
• A Moroccan-style crystal-encrusted pet bed for Mia’s cat, Fat Louie, from the royal family of Qatar
• And a charitable donation in Mia’s and Michael’s names to Doctors Without Borders from the president of the United States!
(Personally I don’t think charitable donations are a very interesting gift, but donations are what Mia and Michael asked for.)
But here’s a secret that almost no one knows, and why there’s been so much fighting disagreeing around the palace:
Almost nothing is ready.
It’s true! You would think that in a palace that is used to putting on state functions for hundreds of guests, everything would run like clockwork.
But that doesn’t turn out to be the case when you’re talking about a royal wedding for five hundred that had to be moved up several months because it turns out the bride is having twins.
That’s right: I’m going to be an aunt! I went from basically having no family to having SO MUCH FAMILY.
I’m pretty excited about this. I’m especially excited because I get to help pick out the names. The names I’ve chosen are:
Mia and Michael won’t say yet which names they’ve chosen (they don’t even know if the babies are girls or boys).
But Michael keeps joking that if they’re boys, he’s going to call them Han and Solo (although Mia says she doesn’t think this is very funny, and I agree. Naming your baby is serious business, especially if they’re in line to a throne).
Anyway, all this hurried-up wedding planning means that in addition to the thousand tourists we get inside the palace every day (it’s open for public tours every day from ten A.M. to five P.M., except on Sundays and national holidays), we’ve also been getting huge amounts of:
Florists, landscapers, stylists, decorators, designers, dressmakers, bakers, musicians, photographers, electricians, builders, contractors, caterers, and television studio executives, all running around, trying to get everything ready in time for the Big Day.
But since Mia is what Grandmère calls “hormonal”—and my dad calls “stressed”—whenever anyone asks her a wedding-related question, she just goes, “Pick whatever. I’m sure it will be great.”
But other times—like with the color of the bridesmaid dresses—she totally has an opinion. And it’s usually a very boring one, because she doesn’t want anyone to make a fuss.
But you HAVE to make fuss over a ROYAL WEDDING. That’s the whole point of being a princess bride!
“It’s because your sister is a Taurus,” Grandmère says. “The Taurus is the bull of the astrological signs, and bulls are loyal but stubborn, which makes them strong leaders but absolutely terrible brides.”
I wouldn’t know. I’m a Sagittarius. Sagittarians always look on the bright side.
And my dad is “no help,” according to Grandmère, not only because he’s “a man” and weddings “scare men” (although I don’t think this is true of all men. Michael doesn’t seem very scared), but because he decided to retire as prince so he could spend more quality time with me, since he missed out on so many of my “formative years” already.
Except now he’s super busy having the summer palace renovated so I can go live in it with him, Mia’s little brother, Rocky, and Rocky and Mia’s mom, Helen Thermopolis, who Dad says he’s going to marry as soon as the summer palace is finished. That way we can “leave Mia to rule and enjoy being a new bride and mother in peace.”
But it turns out it’s going to take months and months to renovate the summer palace because it’s nearly five hundred years old and the whole place is sinking into the ground because the foundation is rotten, which Grandmère says is “ironic.”
I don’t really care, though, because until it’s fixed, I get to keep living here in the main palace with Mia and Michael and Grandmère and Fat Louis and the twins when they’re born!
“Honestly, I don’t know what your sister would do without us,” Grandmère said to me just this morning while we were in the royal greenhouse, canceling the teeny boring white roses that Mia had ordered and replacing them with much more beautiful huge purple irises. “Now that your father has stepped down from the throne, she’s so busy consulting with that new prime minister about important matters of state—such as where to house all those refugees from nearby war-torn countries, and what to name that new strain of genetically modified Genovian orange—that she hasn’t a moment to herself. I’ve no doubt your sister will save the country, of course. But we’re the ones who are going to save this wedding, Olivia.”
“I know,” I said. “Right?”
“It is,” Grandmère said, “a blessing that we’re here.”
It totally is! I hope the summer palace never gets a new foundation.
So I don’t feel bad about writing in my journal or even texting Nishi back while Mia and Grandmère are fighting disagreeing, since they aren’t even paying attention to me and I know it’s all for Mia’s own good, anyway.
Copyright © 2016 by Meg Cabot
