Attack of the Vampire Weenies
And Other Warped and Creepy TalesWeenies Stories
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ISBN: 9781429920254224 Pages, Ages 9-12
A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym-free" card. Sick of his sister's vampire wannabe friends, a kid decides to teach them a lesson at their next party. But the tables are turned when some surprise guests show up.
Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections, which have sold more than 1.7 million copies to date.
Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!
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I hate mimes. They're so annoying. Especially the one who's always doing his act in front of city hall. I see him on the way home from school every day. He's usually on the sidewalk at the bottom of the...
Praise for Attack of the Vampire Weenies
“Lubar's creativity is still going strong in these thirty-five short stories that present suspenseful, surreal tales…[that] will delight reluctant and ravenous readers alike.” —Booklist on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
“Most readers will find something here to their liking.” —School Library Journal on The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies
“Pleasingly short, well-crafted pieces…mixes the comic and the creepy, the merely weird with the truly haunting.” —San Francisco Chronicle on Invasion of the Road Weenies
“Another cool collection. This would be perfect to read around a campfire--or at any sleepover. They are creepy, but also hilarious.” —Detroit Free Press on The Curse of the Campfire Weenies
In the Press
Read the Kirkus Review of ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRE WEENIES And Other Warped and Creepy Tales. The lead miner of the "ha-ha-horror" vein offers 33 more microtales (all but three newly minted) in a fifth Weenies collection. - Kirkus Reviews