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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Author: Celia Rivenbark

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

About This Book

From the author of the bestsellers We're Just Like You and Only Prettier comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.
Page Count
256
On Sale
09/01/2009

Book Details

From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action figure Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

• And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

Imprint Publisher

St. Martin's Press

ISBN

9781429952019

In The News

“Rivenbark's latest outing is a fantastic book that will keep you laughing at the minutiae of the world outside while giving you time to reflect on your own life.” —Book Reporter

“...one of those books that makes you laugh out loud and possibly even snort soda through your nose!” —Booking Mama

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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

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