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Think Like a Bazillionaire

Donald J. Trumped as told to John Boswell

St. Martin's Griffin


Dear Reader:


You have just picked up the best book ever written, by the greatest person who ever lived, using the finest pen ever made, set down on the world's most luxurious legal pads.

And the advice I have to share with you in Trumped: Think Like a Bizillionaire is worth even more than the paper it's printed on. You'll learn the most important ways to get ahead, the best financial advice I've ever received, and the nastiest ways to get even.

I'll even share with you some of my most intimate secrets, like what I eat for breakfast, how my hair stays up, and what really happened between me and Marla.

I'm sure you will find this the greatest, most informative, best spelled book you have ever read. But if you don't, I strongly suggest you read it again.


Donald J. Trumped

Donald J. Trumped as told to John Boswell

JOHN BOSWELL is a book packager and author or co-author of sixteen books including the classic business bestseller What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School? He is the only single author to have two NewYork Times bestselling parodies to his credit: The First Family Paperdoll Book and O.J.'s Legal Pad. His other humor books include Where's Saddam?, Bill Clinton's Little Black Book and The Complete Book of Rationalizations. He lives in New York City.

John Boswell

St. Martin's Griffin

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