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The Wright Brothers: Nose-Diving into History (Epic Fails #1)

Epic Fails (Volume 1)

Erik Slader and Ben Thompson; illustrations by Tim Foley

Roaring Brook Press



Failure at Kitty Hawk

July, 1901

If at first you don’t succeed … you’re not the only one. In fact, you’re in pretty good company.

On a hot summer day in 1901, Wilbur and Orville Wright stood atop a sand dune in the small town of Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. After a few promising tests with their first glider the previous year, Wilbur and Orville had saved up money for a new aircraft. They worked on it day and night, thought about it nonstop, and finally constructed an improved glider, a biplane that weighed ninety-eight pounds and had a wingspan of twenty-two feet. After months of calculations, blueprints, and hard work, they’d constructed a machine that they believed would actually take a human up into the air and keep him there. This was the thing that would succeed where humans had failed for centuries.

Despite numerous setbacks, unbearably hot weather, and a relentless onslaught of mosquitoes, the brothers stood strong and stayed optimistic about their latest test. They had even invited a crowd of locals to gather on the scorching sand dunes of Kill Devil Hills to witness what would surely be a historic moment.

Wilbur climbed aboard and stretched himself out horizontally on the wing. With Orville’s help, the craft lurched forward over the edge of the hill and into the wind. For a brief moment, Wilbur soared through the air. Seconds later he fell through the air, spiraling into an ungraceful and terrifying nosedive. As the bystanders watched, Wilbur Wright and his wooden glider face-planted into a sandy dune.

Undeterred except for a slightly bruised ego (people laughing at you is never all that much fun), Wilbur got back up, dusted himself off, and got ready for another try. His next attempts at flight were even less successful. Once the wind even blew the glider backward.

Several more failed attempts later, Wilbur barely managed to limp away from the busted biplane. The wooden airframe was smashed, Wilbur was bruised and bloody, and the crowd of spectators had left hours before.

There was no denying it: No history would be made that day. The Wright brothers’ “new and improved” glider was a failure. A miserable pile of wreckage strewn across the sand. As the two dragged their battered glider back to their camp, Wilbur turned to his brother and said, “Man will not fly for fifty years.”

This was their crossroads. Their moment of truth. They could have given up, gone back to their bike shop, and disappeared into time forever.

Instead, they decided not to let this failure stop them from achieving their dreams. Before they even returned home to Ohio, Orville and Wilbur Wright vowed to push on, draw up new plans, and not give up until they’d accomplished their goals.

Wilbur had said that man wouldn’t fly for fifty years. But it took him and Orville only two more to prove that statement wrong.


Learning to Fall

500 BCE–1665 CE

“There is an art to flying The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

—Douglas Adams (Life, the Universe and Everything)

Since the dawn of time, mankind has looked to the skies and dreamed of doing the impossible: soaring effortlessly through the air with the grace of a bird, banking and gliding hundreds of feet above the Earth. It’s a dream humans have clung to since the beginning of written language, dating back to the ancient Greek myth of Icarus, a tale about a boy who was able to escape the tower of an evil king by flying out his prison window on a pair of birdlike wings his father built for him out of feathers and wax.

Of course, Icarus was also the earliest recorded Epic Fail of human flight. Because he was having so much fun flying around like a maniac, Icarus climbed too high in the sky, and the sun melted the wax holding his feathered wings together. The wings disintegrated, and Icarus plummeted hundreds of feet to his untimely death. People today still use the expression “don’t fly too close to the sun” when they try to warn you not to do something stupid.

Despite the cautionary tale of Icarus, people still tried to figure out how to make a man fly. As you might have noticed, this isn’t a particularly easy thing to do. Humans aren’t really designed to fly through the air like beakless pterodactyls. We don’t have wings, we don’t have jetpacks embedded in our feet, we aren’t particularly graceful animals, and we don’t draw power from Earth’s yellow sun as Superman does when he flies. So where do you start?

In 852 CE a daredevil inventor named Armen Firman tried to get it done straight up Icarus-style. He put on a huge cloak with wooden struts holding it open (it kind of looked like a wingsuit), wallpapered it in feathers, and jumped off the tallest tower in Córdoba, Spain. Much to his surprise, but to no one else’s, he plummeted to the ground almost immediately. As he was falling, however, something interesting happened—his homemade glider caught the wind for a moment, and it actually slowed his fall a little. It didn’t slow Armen down enough that he didn’t break nearly every bone in his body, but sometimes making discoveries can be quite painful.

This wacky stunt inspired a scholar named Abbas Ibn Firnas to spend his life pursuing what it would really take to glide in the wind. Abbas was a Muslim mathematician, engineer, chemist, and inventor who had designed everything from water clocks to astronomical star charts. Abbas may have witnessed Armen Firman’s flight (in fact, the history here is so sketchy that he and Firman might have even been the same guy) and decided to spend the next several decades studying the flight of birds, their wingspans, and their graceful movements through the air.

At the age of sixty-five, a full twenty-three years after Armen Firman’s “flight,” Abbas Ibn Firnas constructed a glider of silk, wood, and vulture feathers; ignored the naysayers who told him he was just going to splat himself like a water balloon; and made his way to the tallest cliff he could find. Fueled by determination, and with a large crowd from Córdoba watching from a nearby cliff, Abbas Ibn Firnas got a running start and took a flying leap of faith.

To the shock and surprise of the onlookers, Abbas Ibn Firnas did not immediately fall screaming to a painful death below. Instead, he glided through the air, soaring like a bird for an impressive amount of time. But Abbas’s elation soon gave way to a pressing concern … because despite all the work he’d put into figuring out taking off and gliding through the air, he hadn’t put much thought into how to actually maneuver the glider—or, perhaps more important, how to land it. Without any control over his descent, the poor guy came crashing to the ground like an oversize paper airplane.

Ibn Firnas did survive his unfortunate crash, but he hurt his back so badly he would walk with a limp for the rest of his life and never tried to fly again. Nowadays, there’s a crater on the moon named after him, in honor of his achievement—although possibly in homage to the crater he left when he smacked into the ground like Wile E. Coyote.

Over the centuries that followed, others kept the dream of flight alive, but with little success. An English monk named Roger Bacon hypothesized the possibility of a “flying engine” in 1260, but he never actually built one. In the 1300s Italian explorer Marco Polo wrote of Chinese kites that could hoist a man into the air, although he didn’t bring one of those kites back to Europe and was known for making up more than a few details about his trips, so who knows. In 1507 Italian John Damian covered himself in chicken feathers and tried to fly off Stirling Castle in Scotland, but no matter how hard he flapped his arms, he just rocketed toward the ground like a big flesh-colored rock. It wasn’t a soft landing for poor Mr. Damian.

It would seem that before man would learn to fly, he’d have to learn how to fall. And probably also how to land.

Besnier the Locksmith

Besnier was a French locksmith who became obsessed with human flight, so in 1678 he developed a harness to achieve just that. Besnier’s flying apparatus looked absolutely ridiculous—it used two wooden paddles strapped to each of his limbs as part of a “flapping mechanism.” The crazy thing is—it worked! Well, sort of. He managed to glide short distances surprisingly well, but longer distances proved challenging and dangerous.

Clément Ader’s bat-like steam-powered monoplane, the Avion III

Pierre Desforges

An eccentric French clergyman, Pierre Desforges, was convinced humans could fly like birds if only they had wings. In 1770 he constructed a pair of wings, but instead of trying them out himself, he tried to get peasants to volunteer for him. Later on he attached a twenty-foot wingspan to a six-foot gondola and tried to soar off one of his church’s lookout towers—he didn’t. Instead, his gondola crashed to the ground. Miraculously, he had only a broken arm to show for it.

Clément Ader

Clément Ader was a French inventor who invested almost all his time and money in developing experimental flying machines with little or no success. His most promising attempt, though, was a wooden and linen, bat-like steam-powered monoplane called the Avion III. The 880-pound aircraft had a fifty-two-foot wingspan. In 1897 the military gave the “aircraft” a test run. Unfortunately, the most it could do was hop a few inches off the ground. The military immediately cut funding.

Gianni Caproni’s monstrous Capronissimo Ca.60, a nine-winged, eight-engined, 30-foot-high flying boat (that didn’t fly)

Gustave Whitehead

Gustave Whitehead was a German aviation enthusiast who claimed to have flown his No. 21 monoplane in 1901, before the Wright brothers, but all evidence points to his design being aerodynamically unsound, and there was little evidence to back up his claim.

Gianni Caproni

In 1921 aviation pioneer Gianni Caproni tried to create a flying boat. The Capronissimo Ca.60 was a nine-wing (!), eight-engine, thirty-foot-high, seventy-seven-foot-long boat with a wingspan of ninety-eight feet. It weighed 30,865 pounds! During its second test flight, soon after takeoff, the ridiculously expensive aircraft crashed into the water and completely broke apart. Caproni later commented, “The path of progress is strewn with suffering.”

Text copyright © 2018 by Erik Slader and Ben Thompson