Musk Ox, our rambunctious anti-hero, literally chews through the cover of this anarchic alphabet book. Having eaten the apple that A was supposed to be for, he blithely inserts himself, claiming A is for Musk Ox—because musk oxen are Awesome and live in the Arctic, which includes Alaska! Zebra, his nemesis, is less than thrilled.

And so this cantankerous couple lead the listener on a romp through the alphabet with Musk Ox claiming every letter for himself, and Zebra doing his level best to keep him under control. This may be the funniest alphabet book ever created.