Irresistibly cute animals and pasty dudes without shirts—what’s not to love?

What’s sexier than an Irish farmer? Well, lots of things, actually, but they certainly aren’t as suave, thoughtful, or bring such infectious joy. For seven years, Ciara Ryan’s hilarious Irish Farmers wall calendar has been one of the most popular calendars in Ireland. Now it’s time for America to meet the strapping Irish Farmers and a bunch of adorable bunnies, dogs, sheep, and even ostriches, in book form.

This funny sweet, and tongue-in-cheek full-color collection of photos of young farmers naked from the waist up alongside their favorite livestock is sure to please the lasses and lumbersexuals alike. From CSA moms to urban woodsmen, from garden girls to grizzly bearded hipsters—one of these clever lads will surely haunt your most secret dreams.