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I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman (Volume 8)

Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella; read by the authors

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07/11/2017

ISBN: 9781427285911

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This program is read by the authors.

"Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." —Delia Ephron, bestselling author

The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard.

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Introduction

Lisa


Welcome to our collection of funny stories about our everyday lives, which will sound like your everyday lives, except less well behaved.

We’re a mother-daughter team who also happens to be best friends—as...

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Praise for I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

"Scottoline does the heavy lifting, and her exuberant delivery, marked by a Philly accent, is irresistible. She's a firebrand and, one essay at time, she challenges conventional wisdom on a lot of things. When her tone drops low, almost conspiratorially, it's tough not to join her in a smirk or guffaw...the listening will feel like time spent with friends." -AudioFile

About the author

Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella; read by the authors

LISA SCOTTOLINE is a New York Times bestselling and Edgar award-winning novelist and coauthor of this series of humorous memoirs. There are 30 million copies of her novels in print, and she has been published in thirty countries. She and Francesca also write a Sunday column entitled Chick Wit for The Philadelphia Inquirer. She lives in the Philadelphia suburbs with an array of disobedient pets.

FRANCESCA SERRITELLA is a New York Times bestselling author and a columnist for The Philadelphia Inquirer. She graduated cum laude from Harvard University, where she won the Thomas Temple Hoopes Prize for her novella. She lives in New York City with one dog and one cat, so far, and she is working on a novel.

Francesca Serritella

©April Narby

Lisa Scottoline

© April Narby

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